Yes, you heard me: I just had the best Valentine's day ever.
Did I have a hot date? No. Did I stay home and watch sappy romantic comedies? No. Did I imbibe lots of chocolate? No.
Did I have fun?
Hell yes!
It all started with Doug's date standing him up. Tessa had gone to Acoustic earlier, and when Doug went there to meet up with his date, and his date didn't show, they called me and told me to get over there. I went, after much encouragement from the parental units, and we sat and talked. I made the very big mistake of teaching Doug how to say "I am easy" auf Deutsch, and so he had to say it as loudly as possible as many times as possible while I started to break.
After a while, Doug got restless, because he can't sit still for too long, and we got out to go walk around. One of us (I think it was Doug; my memory is not so good) had the grand idea that we should have a sign advertising that we are seeking a valentine. And what do you know? Penco was open.
So we bought a big piece of paper, a HUGE red sharpie, and proceeded to write "SEEKS VALENTINE" on it. Doug, of course, had to add "Me love you long time" on the bottom in fairly small letters.
Were we satisfied with this? Oh no, my friends, oh no. We had to go out and stand on the corner and try to get cars to honk at us. All the while me being terrified that a teacher is going to see me and that I'll get caught or something crazy like that, because I'm a worrywart.
Eventually, while Doug was going to buy another piece of paper to write "HONK IF YOU HATE VALENTINE'S DAY" on, Tiki managed to break me. I don't know how, or why, or even how broken, but she broke me, and when I finally admitted that she broke me, she screamed for joy, jumped up and down, and basically drew even more attention to us.
Throughout the rest of our little sign-waving the two of them managed to not just re-brake me, but stomp on the little pieces until they were indistinguishable.
The night ended with whoring for Tiki's camera in her room and dropping her off at BradTree's to see Hana's new bunny.
In the next episode: an explanation of why exactly I won't be in school tomorrow, and the Charlie Chronicles.